What an awful weekend!!!
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🤦 Drew F.
⭑✩✩✩✩ What an awful weekend
December 6, 1895
So… i had some remaining points for time travel that I needed to use before the end of the year, and I figured what the heck let’s go back in time and visit one of our deceased ancestors. In fairness, the points on my Time Travel Plan were easy to redeem and as soon as I did *poof* I was instantly transported back in time. That was the ONLY smooth part of the weekend SADLY!
I went back to 1895 to visit my great-great grandpa Martin Luther Smith. In the back of my mind I thought it’d be good to have a nice, peaceful weekend. Maybe look at the stars with no light pollution or enjoy some late nineteenth century nostalgia.
Oh my gosh, no.
What an awful weekend!
First off, the place we stayed had no hot water, no central heating/cooling, the beds were so hard, and the food was barely passable, at best. Also, even though everyone was working all the time, it was still incredibly boring. I was dying for some entertainment on the second day, so I asked grandpa if we could ride a horse or something, but get this… he said, “We don’t have horses, we walk everywhere.”
Wow, just wow.
They basically don’t have entertainment back then, I’d strongly suggest you pick another year if that’s what you’re into. The fireplace worked well, which was nice. But Sunday church was way too long, air conditioning was broken and the content was pretty judgy for my tastes.
All in all, grandpa was not a very responsive host. He seemed to not care when I raised issues with him about the accommodations or had no idea what I was talking about. The nineteenth century gets one star, WOULD NOT go again!
👨🏼🌾 Martin Luther S.
⭑✩✩✩✩ THE FUTURE SUCKS, SUPER OVERRATED!!!!
December 20, 2024
Unbeknownst to me, time travel has become available but you have to have a subscription. THANKS A LOT NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL ME!!
So my great-great grandson Drew just showed up at my door one morning… it’s a good thing we happened to be home, otherwise I have no idea what he’d have done. Looking lost and hungry, I let him stay at our place for a few nights.
That was my first mistake.
He seemed really agitated the whole time and kept asking about “going out and seeing some stuff”— whatever that means. He kept mentioning Henry Ford - who???. And the Civil War? I’m British, what do I care!?
Anyhow, things were not going well, but he had a few points left on his Time Travel Card thingy and asked if I’d like to check out the future?
I’m a shoemaker, I don’t like to go out much, I pretty much stay at home, but I felt bad so I said I’d go with him for a few days…
The first morning in the twenty first century went well, we enjoyed the riverwalk and spent several hours staring at the highway from an overpass. However, the food in the future is TERRIBLE. Mostly saltine crackers and coffee, very few edible dishes. It’s very noisy here, the majority of the men are tender-hearted morons and the women are delusional and needy.
My grandson thought I’d enjoy seeing the technology of the future. We went to an MRI imaging center at the hospital. Staff were rude and they played Satanic music over an infernal speaker while we sat in the waiting room. I was told later that this is called “Christmas Music”, specifically Brenda Lee’s “Rockin Around the Christmas Tree”. Apparently, Christmas in the future has become a period of collective blasphemy. I am convinced everyone here will burn in hell, or perhaps that waiting room was hell.
Long story short, I had an MRI done, which was supposed to be covered by my current plan. But later they sent a bill for $835. THEY EVEN MANAGED TO SEND IT TO MY HOUSE IN 1895!! Now I’ve been going back and forth for weeks with my insurance company and can’t get a straight answer from anybody. Just a lot of run around!!
Subscription was also impossible to cancel
The FUTURE SUCKs! One star. Will NOT be going back, thanks.
🧔🏾 Devontae
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ Love it
November 3, 2024
Grandma enjoyed the early twenty-first century. We took her to Costco. She said she’s not going back to the 1920s
👵🏻 Sheryl
⭑⭑⭑⭑✩ Worth the trip
July 3, 1911
The past was very cute. We walked around all day, lots of knick knacks and antiques available for purchase. WiFI was spotty at times, but all around decent experience.
👤 Anonymous
⭑⭑✩✩✩ Dangerous Technology
March 1, 2089
Avoid these Time Travel Cards. People hear about an ‘ideal future’ where everything is made right in the world and then leave to go to this supposedly wonderful utopian future. Problem is, they leave the present and don’t bother working to make that future a reality, so when they arrive the future is even bleaker than they could’ve imagined. If their Card credits run out they get stuck in this dystopian future and can’t come back to fix things. I am currently stuck in 2089. The Present here is completely depopulated with everyone now immigrating to the future.
Humanity lies on the brink of extinction.
